Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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