idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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