yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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