just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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