Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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