Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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