you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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