new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
bring money and cleavage
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I need to sanitize my soul.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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