Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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