Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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