ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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