i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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