Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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