How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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