so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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