I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
ok first of all what the fuck
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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