I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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