I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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