Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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