just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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