The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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