Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
