PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
