Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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