We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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