so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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