shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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