I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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