I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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