It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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