This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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