id be glad to
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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