glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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