do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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