I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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