do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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