it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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