I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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