I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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