My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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