Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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