So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
