I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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