I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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