do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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