Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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