It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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