Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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