Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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