I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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