She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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