I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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