no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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