A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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