They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Randomize
